- once you've nibbled some off the stick, smear it all over the tray (which your mom thought about putting on beforehand, because she knew just sitting you at the table would be an even bigger mess)
- pretend you're coloring with the melted mess
- lean over and slurp it up
- go cross-eyed as you watch orange sweetness drip from your hair
You will then promptly be whisked off to the bathtub where you are sure to create an equal, but much less sticky, mess.

1 comment:
But I bet it was GOOD!
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